willing to swap for my bmx mate?

this isn't even worth a pound.

Fookin' waaa, dickhead! Fookin' waaaa! Fuck me sideways! my name is Fookin' McDevvo, like Ya' gay bell-end! I'll fooking bang ya out, mate.

man de way youtalk and that means i cant even like proper understand you and that. i could kill you with one hit of my sloppy woppy dong schlong.

you what son, trust me i would kill for a ride like this. If u sell the scooter to this 'pmujtrid' kid u'll be like well proper soory cos i like have big brothers and that they have maybe even like killed someone with a knife and that so you better watch out yeh boii, they all scooter aswell so they will have no trouble finding you and that yeh sell it to me bruv or bad tings will happen 2 u. smellly boii

dood that is a sh*t deal, swap my apollo outrageous XI dj it's siik, but scootering is way much cooler than biking. BTW there is only two of these bikes ever. One is mine the other belongs to Aaron Ross, so it must be good righht?I can't belive the hate scooterers get, it makes me want to cut myself. :)